Monday, September 10, 2012

Lockout


A man wrongly convicted of being a traitor against the United States, is given an opportunity for a reprieve by taking on a suicide mission to a prison in space!

When the daughter of the President of the United States is kidnapped while on a visit to a maximum security prison in space, it is decided that only one man on earth can possibly save her. The problem is that he has no wish as all to take on the suicide mission, nor does he care much for the political views of the man running the country.

Once his mind is made up for him, he has to break into the most dangerous prison in the galaxy, make his way past 300 of the worst criminals in history and rescue the young woman, all before the dangerous men discover exactly who they have in their hands. If the unwilling hero is able to make it there and back intact, he may just have his wrongful death sentence overturned.

Australian actor Guy Pierce has done a number of very decent films in his career, especially in recent years, but this one, although decent, does not come anywhere do the sort of quality he usually delivers. His portrayal of the the rather familiar, "Snow", is fairly good, but one cannot help but compare him to the rather more famous character of "Snake Plissken".

Directors James Mather and Stephen St Leger, who also wrote the screenplay, did their very best to disguise the fact that this "original" script just happened to be a cross between "Escape from New York", "Con Air" and any random space film you can think of. Given these facts, they did do quite a decent job and if you had not seen these films, it would have been a very good stand alone project. The film is fast paced, action packed, and even has the odd good one liner thrown in for good measure.

Big screen newcomer Maggie Grace takes the leading female role in this film, playing the role of "Emilie Warnock" and gives a very decent showing, taking to action like a very attractive duck to water. Look out for more from this fairly talented actress. Joseph Gilgun, continues his vein of playing criminals, with a truly superb performance as the completely insane "Hydell". He is the true highlight of this movie, and could well have done with playing a far bigger role in this one. He is a character you will want to hate, but somehow end up feeling sympathy for.

This movie is nothing special, but is worth the cost of the ticket and the popcorn. It will certainly be better on the big screen, and the special effects are a joy to behold at times. This will keep the action fans happy and a number of sci-fi fans entertained too. It's not going to win any awards, but will help you kill two hours on a Sunday afternoon

5.5/10

Sunday, September 9, 2012

TED


When 8 year old John Bennett wishes for his teddy-bear and best friend to be real one Christmas Eve he has no idea that his wish will come true, nor that his best friend will still be with him 25 years down the line and making his entire life, a nightmare.

When his long time girlfriend gives John an ultimatum of getting rid of "Ted" he asks his best friend to move out, but finds it very difficult to move on with his life.  When "Ted" is kidnapped by a lunatic stalker, its left up to "John" and girlfriend "Lori" to save the day and try to return to the "normal" life the three of them have enjoyed for so long.

Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis team up for the first time in a film, whose trailers promised filth and superb comedy from the start and delivered this in full. Throw in  a foul mouthed Teddy-bear played by Seth Mcfarlane (The voice of Peter Griffin in Family Guy) and you have the ingredients for a truly enjoyable comedy romp, which although frightfully funny, also delivers a very decent message.

The combination of Wahlberg as "John" and Kunis as "Lori" is a wonderful pairing, bringing some true romantic chemistry to the film, while, although some might think Seth Mcfarlane uses the exact same voice that made him face to portray "Ted", this character is different, and possibly quite a bit more enjoyable than his "Family Guy" delivery.

Mark Wahlberg, returns to the big screen for the first time since his very decent showing in "Contraband", bringing a more light-hearted character, which many male members of the audience could identify with. His portrayal of "John" is decent and convincing and you find yourself feeling rather sorry for him, despite him getting himself into a lot of his own messes.

Mila Kunis once again delivers a great showing as the largely ignored "Lori". She also comes back to the big screen after a short absence, with her first showing since "Friends with Benefits" alongside Justin Timberlake. Although her character is not particularly likeable, she still does a good job and continues to build a rather decent movie career. It should be interesting to see where she goes in the next few years as she seeks out more challenging roles.

Little known, Jessica Barth does well as "Tami-Lynn", the romantic interest for "Ted". This stunning actress has spent most of her time on TV, but hopefully this will be her stepping stone into films, as she shows good potential. Also keep an eye out for Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones and the one and only "Flash Gordon", acting legend, Sam J Jones.

Ted is an enjoyable comedic romp, with just the right amount of romantic good feeling thrown in. The humour is adult and most certainly not for those who are easily shocked, but this is a must for all of those who enjoy the likes of "Family Guy", "South Park" and "American Dad". It certainly is worth a go, and well worth the time you spend watching this one.

7/10

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Hesher (2011)


A bereaved family has their house invaded by a heavy metal loving anarchist who teaches them a few things about life...

When a young man who recently lost his mother in a horrific car accident breaks the window of a squat occupied by a heavy metal listening anarchist, he has no idea what he is letting himself or his family in for.

"T.J", his father "Paul" and "Grandma", all live in the same house trying to get over the traumatic death of their wife, mother and daughter in law, each in their own way. In a twist of fate, "Hesher", a mad, heavy metal driven anarchist comes into their lives, invading their house and making it his own. He brings with him his own very unique outlook on the world, caring only for himself and in no way understanding the pain those around him are going through.

As "T.J" goes from one stage of grief to the next, he meets "Nicole", a broke supermarket teller and despite their age difference (him being 10 and her a lot older), falls in love with her. Through all of this confusion and tragedy, "Hesher" seems to be the only "sane" one in the world, but will the rest of them stop long enough to listen to his wisdom?

The trailer for this film promised good things and more than delivered on these, director and writer Spencer Sussor producing one of the finest, yet most dark films to be released in 2011. The movie is a work of genius, but one of the most depressing films I have seen in a long time. The combination of unexpected grief and the inability of the family to carry on, mindless destruction and no seeming need to answer for their actions, make this a truly dark film, but the characters meld superbly to make an awesome film.

Traditionally a comedy actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who soared to fame in Third Rock from the Sun), he has now started taking to more serious roles and in this one is possibly his darkest one yet as "Hesher". From the man who starred in "Inception" and then went on to award nomination in "50/50", this is a new career high. He is truly inspirational in this film, as a dark and brooding metal-head, who does things simply to see their effect on people. His performance is something very special, playing this very dysfunctional character to perfection. Bravo!

Oscar winner Natalie Portman has made some fantastic films in her time and some true horrors, but her role as "Nicole" in this one, ranks up there with the best of them. Her hopeless and destitute character brings out the very best in this actress, plumbing the depths of depression which shows just what a fantastic talent she is. Her character is dark, while at the same time, being possibly the happiest in the entire film, but seems to meld a number of different emotions together for a fantastic result.

Young Devin Brochu is phenomenal in this film in what is effectively the lead role of "T.J". His portrayal of a grieving boy who has lost his mother suddenly and the anger, frustration, disillusionment at his situation where is father is unable to be a stable figure in his life, while trying to deal with his own loss. His performance is superb, one of the finest I have seen of an actor this young. His mood is dark and brooding, and he reaches out to anybody who will giving him the stability he so badly needs. I look forward to seeing a hell of a lot more of this talented youngster.

Rainn Wilson, best known for his starring role in "The Office", tries his hand at the more serious side of his craft and delivers something very decent indeed in the role of "Paul". His inability to deal with the sudden loss of his wife is deeply tragic and disturbing and adds so much to the true drama of this film. Piper Laurie who plays Grandma is probably the true highlight in this magnificent film. Her character strikes you as so helpless, that you cannot but help yourself in supporting her.

The film is harsh and brutal, yet at the same time tender and tragic. It mixes all the best of all the characters to introduce a fantastic script and a story which will leave you sitting in silence as the credits roll. This film is something very special, but wears its heart on its sleeve and makes absolutely no apologies for this. Watch this film with an open mind and be prepared to be impressed. Not a happy movie.

8.5/10



She's the Man (2006)


After a girl's football team is scrapped she decides to take matters into her own hands by impersonating her brother in order to play in an important match.

When her brother "Sebastian" decides to ditch his brand new school for a few weeks while playing music with his band in London, his sister "Viola" decides to prove a point to her sexist soccer coach and poses as her older brother to play in a vital game against her own school.

Along the way she gets herself into some fairly major pickles. Not only does she fall in love with her room-mate "Duke", but also has to fend off the rather unwanted advances of her lab partner "Olivia", who finds "Sebastian" the perfect man. "Viola" also has to try and dodge the real girlfriend of her brother and also her own Ex-Boyfriend "Justin" who seems to take great offense at the fact that the girl he thinks is still his girlfriend seems to be falling for his mortal enemy "Duke".

If that is not enough to make your head hurt, "Viola" still has to live life as a boy and also learn how to play soccer like one too. If she can wrap all of these things together, she may just live happily ever after...

It was difficult to know what to expect from this film, but despite early doubts it does turn out quite well. The cast of well known and not so well known actors gels well together, and although the script is lacking in places, it turns out to be quite a decent film.

Amanda Bynes takes the lead role in just her fourth major film, having spent most of her career on American TV, but does a decent job in the end, taking on the roles of both "Viola" and "Sebastian". She is not really challenged in this role, but does bring a fair bit of comedic value to this film, especially with the continual lapses of her "deep" voice. It would be interesting to see this actress in a more serious role as she may well surprise.

Rising superstar Channing Tatum has shown that he can do well in a number of different genres, but in this one, was still very much considered a one trick "pretty boy" actor. He is not really challenged in the role of "Duke", but does show a nice sensitive side that would serve him well later on in life. He does well as the jock in this film, trying his utmost not to show his sensitive side, but giving into it occasionally and giving the audience somebody to root for.

Laura Ramsey does a decent job in the role of the love struck "Olivia", hopelessly infatuated with her new lab partner "Sebastian" and almost completely ignorant of the fixation which "Duke" has for her. Her role is not massively challenging, but she does well and makes the film a lot more enjoyable than it could have been. Stand up comedian David Cross brings a lot of laughs to the screen in his role as the "cool" principal Gold. His contribution alone is worth the admission fee.

Probably the highlight of the film is Welsh acting legend "Vinnie Jones", who goes back to what he does best as a soccer coach in his role as "Coach Dinklage". He rants and he rages, but with a lot fewer of the four letter utterances which we are used to from this Hollywood hard-man. He does not have the biggest role in this one, but I feel would have benefited the film a lot more had he played more of a part.

Julie Haggarty does well as "Daphne", the demanding mother of "Viola", while James Kirk does a decent enough job as the real "Sebastian". This film was never going to win any awards and in many places could be described as predictable, but it has a cute story and some very decent laughs stemming from many and varied uncomfortable situations. This one is worth a watch, but don't expect any Oscar challenging performances.

5/10

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Attack the Block (2011)


A race of Aliens attack a block of flats in one of the worst part of London, but the residents fight back...

After a local resident is mugged by a group of young thugs, she reports the crime to the police who quickly arrive to round up the suspects. While they are doing this there is an alien invasion and together the victim and the criminals are forced to fight for their lives, all the time, trying to dodge the police and angry drug dealers.

Together this motley crew of unwilling participants have to muck together with whatever makeshift weapons they can find, in order to wipe out a race of alien life forms who feel nothing for killing as many humans as they possibly can. In a society with little respect for or from the police, the youngsters have to take the law into their own hands in order to save the planet.

If they can stick together and stay alive they might just fight off this deadly invasion...but it's unlikely that would ever happen...

Having watched the trailer for this I was not sure really what to expect from this film, but was rather pleasantly surprised with what director Joe Cornish delivered. The film is a decent watch, with some good acting a surprisingly good special effects. It was difficult to gauge exactly what sort of audience this film was trying to entice, as not everybody in the audience would understand the language and expressions used by the youths in this film, nor the culture of council estate blocks in London.

The acting in this was a lot better than expected too. The biggest name in the film is "Paul" and "Hot Fuzz" hero, Nick Frost who plays the role of the long haired drug dealer "Ron" and does a very good job of it.

Yorkshire born Jodie Whittaker gives a very decent performance as the strong willed "Sam", first a victim of crime, but then one of the leaders of the fight back against the invading aliens. She brings a decent amount of gravity to the role, but also provides a few good lines to add to general comedy of this film. I look forward to seeing more of this talented actress, who has proven that she is well versed in both serious and less serious roles.

The real surprise of this film comes from English/Nigerian actor John Boyega does a fantastic job in the role of "Moses", the leader of the young gang of thugs. His performance is very decent indeed, showing a lot of depth, for somebody who is only 20 years old. He is good in the action scenes, sincere in the ones he needs to be, and also stoic and determined in the causes which his character chooses to take up. It would be good to see a lot more of this talented actor in the future.

Alex Ismail does a good job as the paranoid pot head "Pest", while Leeon Jones performs admirably in his big screen debut, as the determined "Jerome".

This is not a film that everybody will enjoy, and I believe it was aimed at a very British-centric demographic and that a lot of people will not understand half of what is said by the younger members of the cast. That being said it is still a decent watch and the special effects are rather pleasing. There are some good laughs in the film and a couple of tense scenes, but this is no way a horror as advertised.

6/10

A Few Best Men


A group of British 20somethings travel to Australia to be best men at their friends wedding, with hilarious consequences...

When "David" returns from his travels around the Pacific and tells his group of friends that he is to marry "Mia" in Australia, it is decided that they will all go with him across the world to be best men at his wedding.

Not only does "David" have to come to terms with "Mia's" family of which Dad is a senator, mum is a repressed, bored trophy wife, and a lesbian sister, who is rather unconventional, but he also has to keep track of his best men. Friends, who are trying their utmost to ruin his wedding. Add to the mix an extremely troubled and violent drug dealer; most of the Australian senate, "Ramsey", the family pet sheep that seems to mean more to the senator than any other members of his family, enough cocaine to float a small army, and you have the makings for one of the strangest weddings in Australian history.

If he can manage to keep all of these strange elements at bay, then "David" may have a small chance of enjoying the happiest day of his life...

An enjoyable romp of a comedy and romance, but delivered a lot less of the laughs that the trailer promised, while bringing more emotion than one would have expected. Australian born Xavier Samuel, who has had previous outings in "Eclipse" and most recently in controversial historical bio "Anonymous", does a decent enough job as "David" in this one, but you do get the feeling he is somewhat overshadowed by some of the bigger named actors on the screen. Countrywoman Laura Brent gives a decent enough showing as "Mia", but does not have a whole lot to do in one of the leading roles.

Englishman Kris Marshall continues his break away from TV (His role of "Nick" in the hit UK comedy My Family", somewhat holding him back), but he does superbly well in this film, holding it together when it looks all but set to unravel. His portrayal of "Tom", the long time best friend to "David" is comedic, yet emotional, and shows how close the bond of friendship can become over a lifetime. His antics with his fellow best men are superb and his interaction with "Ramsey" provides some of the best laughs of the entire movie.

Kevin Bishop does well as the very reserved and innocent "Graham", making you almost feel sorry for him having to give an impromptu best man speech, while completely off his face. His clumsiness is funny, yet tragic and you cannot hope that one day he might bump into the girl of his dreams. Tim Draxl is the most annoying character you could hope to see on screen in 2012 as the emotional and rather hate-able character of "Luke". He will not let go of his ex girlfriend, who clearly wants nothing to do with him! You honestly want to reach out and throttle him during many parts of the film, which is down to excellent writing by Dean Craig, but the film would be a lot more enjoyable without him.

Australian comedian Rebel Wilson, does a superb job as "Daphne", the pretend lesbian intent on annoying the hell out of her straight laced and respectable senator father. In her first on screen outing since "What to Expect When Expecting", she returns to her native accent and easily delivers the most enjoyable performance of the entire film. It would be good to see this talented comedy actress in more serious roles, as I think she has a lot more to offer.

Singer/Actress Olivia Newton-John, returns to the big screen for the first time since her performance in "Good Luck Chuck" in 2007; putting on a great Aussie accent and giving a decent performance as mother of the bride, "Barbara". Her drug fueled antics are enjoyable and humorous, and she is ably supported by Jonathan Biggins, who does a great job as the always respectable senator, "Jim". The suprise highlight of the movie comes from Steve Le Marquand, who does a fantastic job as drug dealer, "Ray". It would be great to see a lot more of this talented Australian actor.

An enjoyable film, a bit slow in places, but the laughs, when they come are good. The interaction with the sheep is fantastic and the dressing up of the animal will have you giggling for days. This one isn't going to win any acting awards, but its worth the time you spend on it. A fair bit of dirty humour, but they manage to do a decent job with an average script

4.5/10

Friends with Kids


Two friends decide to have a child without thinking of the repercussions...

A couple of friends who have known each other since they were 19 decide to have a child together but keep their friendship completely platonic, so as not to suffer the effects that they consider having children can have on a relationship.

"Jason" and "Julie" have no interest in each other, but find the idea of having a child in their mid thirties appealing. They see their other married friends going through the trials and tribulations which children bring and strains it takes on their relationships, feeling it is not for them. They simply have a child and then go back to dating other people, while managing to be really good parents and still maintaining a good friendship.

As their son grows older, and the relationships of their friends start falling apart, their feelings for each other increase; unfortunately never at the same time. In time, their not being together causes issues and they see each other only in passing. It seems to be all over, but the child has other ideas...

It's hard to really describe this film, other than "Superbad" meets a Romance, but somehow Director, writer and lead actress, Jennifer Westfeldt, has done a remarkable job of bringing a really good romantic film, with some truly filthy humour, to the big screen. With a cast containing four of the actors who we saw in "Bridesmaids" in 2011, this film was going to be very hit and miss, but this time, they manage to actually be funny, and it makes for a very enjoyable movie!

Adam Scott as "Jason" and Jennifer Westfeldt as "Julie", together are an almost perfect combination for a romantic film. The attraction in the air is palpable, despite them trying to play this down the entire movie, but it's cute, quirky and downright hillarious in places, as the script follows none of the conventions we all know of romcoms. This film skates along the edges of respectability, its humour often from the gutter, but very funny indeed. This couple makes a great pair and I look forward to seeing them together again really soon.

Kristin Wiig and Ben Hamm rekindle their relationship from "Bridesmaids", this time only slightly less dysfunctional than in their last outing. Their roles as "Missy" and "Ben" are emotional and not too funny, but well acted and enjoyable to watch; especially during the meltdown of a relationship based purely on the physical.

Maya Rudolph as "Leslie" and Chris O'Dowd (rather better known for his exploits in the IT Crowd)  as "Alex" are a fantastic combination as a couple, always fighting, but bringing a lot of the best laughs and most tender moments to the film and making this a lot more enjoyable. O'Dowd has made a great jump to the big screen, but it was really weird to hear the Irishman with an American accent. Next time he hopefully sticks to his regular dulcet tones.

Megan Fox also makes an appearance in this one and does well in a role which requires absolutely no acting skills. She gets to look pretty, act like a petulant child and pull faces, so this is almost a perfect role for her. On the other hand, Ed Burns, plays the role of "Kurt", a single dad on the rebound with aplomb, and gives the audience somebody to root for.

This is a really nice and enjoyable, feel good film, which will have the audience cringing in places, but rolling about in the aisles at other times. The tempo is great, the laughs in all the right places and there is enough emotion to keep any romance fan on the edge of their seats. It may be like no other rom-com you have ever seen before, but give it a chance and it may well grow on you.

7/10

50/50 (2011)


When a young man discovers he has cancer he has to rely on his best friend and a new counselor to pull him through his ordeal.

When "Adam" goes in for a routine check-up after experiencing trouble breathing while jogging, he is hit by the shock announcement that he has cancer. Not only does he have to face up to this bombshell, but he also finds out that his not so supportive girlfriend has been cheating on him with some artistic types.

As he struggles to come to terms with his own mortality, he is assigned a rookie counselor "Katherine", whose first assignment is to talk "Adam" through the biggest crisis of his life, while she is still struggling to come to terms with her own issues. She has to deal with his anger towards the illness that is ravaging his body, but also try to keep the relationship professional, while trying not to fall in love with her patient.

Adam's best friend "Kyle" is there for him through thick and thin, always smiling, always joking and often dipping into the medicinal marijuana, but as the chemo kicks in and some of the people he meets start falling prey to the illness, even their seemingly unbreakable relationship comes under strain. A trial operation is "Adams'" last hope of beating the disease, but he will have to face his worst fears to come through it.

This has to be one of the finest films of 2011. Two comedic actors in Joseph Gordon-Levitt who plays "Adam" and Seth Rogan who takes on the challenges of "Kyle", both facing up one of the hardest topics there is, with sensitivity and respect.

If you had told me before I saw this film that you could make a film about cancer in a comedic fashion, I would have thought you were mad, and also in very bad taste, but these two superb actors, known mainly for fluffy outings like "500 days of Summer" and "Knocked Up", confront this mammoth task with a sense of maturity, that shows they have grown so much as actors.

Yes, there are many, many funny moments in this film, where the audience will feel guilty for laughing and such a horrid topic; but the way the film is put across, you feel that more than enough respect is paid to this horrendous disease, and a vitality to fight it, is the eventual winner in this piece.

Anna Kendrick does a superb job as "Katherine", pushing aside her roles in "Twilight", to prove that she really can act. Keep an eye out for her in her next few showings as I have a feeling there are big things to come from this Tony nominated actress. Hollywood legend Anjelica Huston does incredibly well and the mother of "Adam", in her first mainstream movie since "The Darjeeling Limited" in 2006. It is good to see her back.

This film is a true cinematic treasure and should be a staple in any movie collection. I look forward to seeing further collaboration between these two fine comedic actors, who, although being superb in their comedic genre, seem to have struck a rich vein of form in a more serious role.

8.5/10

Get Him to the Greek (2010)

 


When an ageing rockstar is invited to perform some of his greatest hits in the US, a PR man from the record company is sent to London to make sure he gets him to the Greek Theater.

When an ailing record company in need of a financial pick-up, decides to put on an anniversary concert at the Greek Theater in LA, they decide to bring back "Aldous Snow", rather out of control rock star who has three days to get from London to the venue.

It is left up to a junior PR man from the record company to travel across the Atlantic to make sure that the out of control rock-star is actually at the show. Along the way, he manages to indulge in the maniac lifestyle that goes along with the drug and alcohol fueled ways of the ageing rocker. At the same time he is trying to keep his relationship together, while not getting too mixed up in the insanity that is the life of a world famous rock musician.

Comedian and actor "Russel Brand" takes on the lead role of "Aldous Snow", playing a very creditable rock star, but it does make you wonder, just how far from his real life persona, this character really is. He is a maniac in this role, giving 120% to everything he does, be it good or bad. He keeps the pace of the movie going along nicely and provides a number of very good laughs, despite dealing with some quite serious issues of his own

The very talented Jonah Hill is the poor sap left to babysit the mental rock musician in his role as "Aaron Green" in his second collaboration with Russel Brand. He gives a very decent performance as the harried and chased record exec who has his personal and professional life turned upside down as he tries to keep up with the lifestyle of "Aldous Snow". Hill has come a long way since he emerged on the scene in "Super Bad" and continues to show his versatility as an actor.

Real life superstar Sean Combs is fantastic in the role of record producer "Sergio Roma" in his first big screen outing since "Monsters Ball" in 2001. His Diva like character is awesome and provides a lot of the laughs needed in this film. Elisabeth Moss does really decently as the long suffering girlfriend of "Aaron", while Australian born Rose Burn gives a very convincing performance as the estranged girl friend of "Aldous".

Keep an eye out for a cameo by metal legend Lars Ulrich, he of Metallica fame, along with brief glimpses of Pink and Christina Aguilera.

A decent film, with some really good laughs and a number of really catchy tunes. Brand and Hill work really well off each other and this one is well worth investing your time in.

6/10

Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Double


In the game of international espionage, its often hard to tell who is chasing who....

For his entire career as a CIA agent, "Paul Shepherdson" chased down and killed a group of Russian spies known as the Cassius Seven, intent on destroying the American way of life. He got them all except one, a phantom known as "Cassius", a man who seemingly vanished into thin air. When the super-spy kills an American senator, Shepherdson is brought back into the fold and asked to track him down.

"Ben Geary" is a young FBI rookie, who made his name by studying and writing a thesis on all that was "Cassius". He is invited to lead the investigation alongside his hero "Shepherdson", but as they get closer and closer to tracking down the maniac killer, the more he begins to suspect that not only he, but also his young family may be in mortal danger.

A double agent with a deadly secret will be unveiled, but on which side of the line they will land, nobody can really tell...

Topher Grace, better known to the world as "Eric Foreman" of "The 70's Show", makes his first major film since "Predators", with a very decent showing as serial killer obsessed FBI Agent "Ben Geary". Together with Hollywood veteran Richard Gere they bring to the screen a very decent spy film; certainly the best Cold War inspired thriller since "Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy".

Grace gives a very decent performance, which is creditable, but you still see glimpses of the naughty teenager which brought him onto the world stage. He looks ill at ease in the action scenes, and this film has many, but good gives a good all-round showing, in what is his first lead role on the big screen. He interacts well with Gere and keeps the suspense going throughout the film.

Richard Gere was almost born to play this sort of spy role and does superbly as the vengeful "Paul Shepherdson". He almost seems to live this role and reminds me a lot of his epic performance in "The Jackal". His character is deeply troubled, obsessive and in seek of revenge, but also in some way looking for a normality which he can never have. His darkness is perfect for this film and he does well in the action scenes too.

Hollywood legend Martin Sheen does a fantastic job as CIA Director, "Tom Highland". It is a shame we see this talented actor so infrequently. He really does a great job in this film, while Odette Annabele does an okay job as the young "Natalie Geary". Her move from TV may have been a bit premature, but it would be good to see her in a more serious role in her next outing.

The movie is well paced and will keep you guessing until the very end. The audience gets the feeling that the cat has been let out of the bag very early on in the script, but you'd be wrong! Watch out for a lovely twist. Well worth the effort and a good watch. I look forward to seeing more of Topher Grace on the big screen.

5.5/10

Saturday, July 14, 2012

One Day (2011)


A 20 year journey of a single day, with all the trials and tribulations that come with it...

Two friends, Emma and Dexter meet at college and form a lifelong friendship that is visited once a year on July 15th to see how things are going.

Emma takes the traditional path, struggling as a waitress in a Mexican restaurant, while all the time trying to break into the writing market in London. After a string of failed relationships, all the time pining after her best friend, she finally makes the breakthrough and life seems perfect, if just for one day...

Dexter lives his life to the fullest, all the time in search of the perfect high, but always seeking solace and advice from Emma. Whether the high or low points of his life and career, she is always there for him, even if he doesn't realize it. Eventually it will too be his time to grow up and see what has been in front of him all along.

Based on the best selling novel by David Nicholls and turned into a truly classic movie, by talented Danish director, Lone Scherfig, this has got to be one of the finest movies of 2011 and one of the most moving I have seen in a long time.

The combination of Anne Hathaway as "Emma" and Jim Sturgess as "Dexter" is an inspired choice of cast, with some of the best romantic chemistry you will see. Hathaway has come a hell of a long way since her days in "The Princess Diaries", turning out one fantastic performance after another and this one is something truly special. Her capturing of the essence of the character over a 20 year period is nothing short of spectacular, and one can only guess how good a performance she will give in her next starring role.

London born Jim Sturgess also gives a fine performance in this film, but plays very much second fiddle next to Hathaway. His embodiment of "Dexter" from 1988 and for the next twenty years is tragic, moving and so, so enjoyable that in places you find it hard to distinguish if this talented Englishman is actually acting at all. His embracing of the excesses of the 80's is fantastic, but I think it is the low points in the life of "Dexter" where he truly hits his best form. Together the couple make this a phenomenally enjoyable film, an emotional roller-coaster, with the audience, all the time hoping for a happy ending.

Ken Scott as the father of "Dexter" gives a truly inspired performance, blowing you away each and every time he is on screen, giving possibly the finest performance of his distinguished career. From one tragedy in his life to the next, he deals with it in his own stoic way, ably assisted by Patricia Clarkson who does a sterling job as "Alison", the mother of the troubled young "Dexter".

This story has it all. Romance, drama, comedy and enough tragedy to keep you reaching for the tissues for a lot of the film. I truly did enjoy this movie from start to finish, well worth at least one watch. Not one for the kids.

7/10

Sunday, July 8, 2012

The Five Year Engagement


A engaged couple cannot seem to take the final step, and keep putting off the wedding as things in life crop up...

One year after a romantic meeting Tom makes the perfect proposal to his girlfriend Violet and the ultimate wedding looks to be on the cards; but unexpected events keep preventing the the couple from tying the knot.

Chef, "Tom" has a thriving career at a top restaurant in San Francisco, but is willing to give it all up when "Violet" receives the invitation to take up her ultimate job in rural Michigan as a psychology major. They decide to push back the wedding and after "Violet" receives an extension on her contract, plans change once again.

As Tom is less and less happy with his life and his lack of career, his mental state deteriorates, as he, all the time comparing his life to the happy marriage of his best friend and his sister in law. The years go by and things get tense, with the couple discovering an engagement can only last so long...

Although somewhat enjoyable, this film was just flat and not particularly memorable. I am not sure if the script writers set out to write a romantic comedy or a romantic drama. There were a few laughs in the story, but they could have done so much more with this film. There was a distinct lack of chemistry between the leading players,  that made you wish the director would have focused more on the smaller parts who had tons of the stuff.

Jason Segel, who has brought us such crackers as "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Bad Teacher", takes the lead role as "Tom Solomon" in this one and shows without a shadow of a doubt, that his talents are best served in true comedic roles. He seems to lack the depth of character to pull of this deeply disturbed and macabre role; but does create a few laughs and, although a truly pathetic character, does get the audience behind his plight. His mustache during his "meltdown" period is one of the finest you would ever hope to see.

British actress Emily Blunt has had a fantastic last few years and, although let down slightly by the script, delivers a very decent showing as "Violet Barnes". She works perfectly with her group of colleagues in the film, but the chemistry is sadly missing from her relationship. Having seen her recently challenged in "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen", you got the feeling that this was well within her talent scope. I would like to see her return to more serious roles, but she does well in this one.

The combination of Chris Pratt and Allison Brie, as "Alix and Suzie", the seemingly perfect couple, is a breath of fresh air to this film, and makes you wonder why the makers did not spend more time focusing on this pair. Rhys Ifans does a spectacular job as the rather dodgy, yet mysterious older mentor "Winton Childs", while Lauren Weedman is probably the highlight of the film as the feisty "Chef Sally".

The film fails to really get off the ground, trying hard to be a romance or a comedy, but never a really effective combination of the two. It dragged in places, with long periods where the audience might become bored, but did have its odd comedic elements and was not a total loss. It's worth the watch, but don't expect too much

5.5/10

Saturday, July 7, 2012

GI Joe - The Rise of the Cobra (2009)



An international terrorist tries to take over the world with a deadly chemical weapon and only the GI Joes can stop him...

When a weapon which was developed especially for the US army lands up in the wrong hands it is left up to a group of elite soldiers, "GI Joes" to stop the world being destroyed by a paranoid madman.

"Duke" and "Ripcord" are two regular soldiers with dreams of joining the air force and being more than just numbers on the payroll. When they are tasked with delivering a top secret weapon to an unknown location, their column is ambushed and all of the comrades gunned down. When "Duke" discovers he knows the leader of the attackers, he is determined to foil their plans and discover why the woman to whom he was engaged, has chosen to fight for the dark side.

Together with the rest of the GI Joes they have to fight against one of the most daunting forces in history, with limitless funds and no less ambition for evil and revenge. If they can pull out all the stops, maybe, just maybe the world will survive...

A film filled with superstars but unfortunately let down by a rather mediocre script. With Channing Tatum still honing his acting craft in the role of "Duke", it is abundantly clear that an action role was not really meant from him. Thankfully he has proven with almost every film that has passed since this one that he is improving, but in this he is nothing more than average.

Comedian Marlon Wayons, who rose to fame in the likes of "White Chicks" and "The Ladykillers" takes on the role of "Ripcord", a squash-buckling and talented soldier who wants nothing more than to serve his country and fly fast planes. He gets both his wishes, but, although a lot better than Tatum is still not truly suited for this role. Hollywood regular Dennis Quaid does well as "General Hawk", but seems to lack the conviction that would make his role creditable.

Sienna Miller does well in the roles of "Ana" and "The Baroness", the unwilling evil character in this film, conned into a life of crime and terror after the tragic death of her soldier brother. Her role is action packed, as is the entire film, which may be its one saving grace. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does decently as "Rex", while English born Christopher Eccleston does some very decent work as ""McCullen". Arnold Vosloo, he of "The Mummy" fame is probably the highlight of the movie in the role of cold blooded killer "Zartan", with another sparkling performance by Rachel Nichols, who plays "Scarlet".

The film is full of action and some wonderful special effects. The script could have been decent, as the concept was good, but just seemed to fall a little flat. If you have two hours to kill, then this is not the worst film you will ever see, but its nothing special.

4.5/10









Ice Age 4 - Continental Drift


The most famous pre-historic characters are back, but this time it really could be the end of the world...

Manny (The Mammoth), Diego (The Sabre Toothed Tiger)  and Sid (The Sloth), set out on their fourth great adventure, this time as their continent destroys itself and the three friends, are forced to not only for their very survival, but also to save the lives of their family.

Add in Sid's Granny, a rather small iceberg and some rather dastardly, if confused Ice Age pirates and you have the making of their most perilous adventures yet. Will their efforts be enough to halt the ever advancing wall of rock which threatens to destroy their world and all whom they hold dear.

It was bound to happen, but finally the makers of this very popular series have sold out to the commercial prospects that these films could bring and delivered Ice Age 4, which has to be aimed at audiences below the age of 10!

The main characters "Manny" (voice of Ray Romano), "Diego" (voice of Denis Leary) and "Sid" (voice of John Leguizamo) are their same old loveable selves which have brought so much joy to both young and old in the first three films of the series, but the makers have limited their roles and added in a lot of new - less exciting characters to ruin the franchise.

"Ellie"(voice of Queen Latifah) is once again superb, but plays such a tiny role in this film, that she is unable to truly stamp her talent onto this lackluster script. "Peaches"(voice of Keke Palmer), plays probably the major role in this movie and does not do it justice at all. Her teenage troubles are tedious and shallow, and I think it was a mistake to let her character take such a major role. Her on again, off again fixation with "Ethan", (voice of Audrey Graham) is tired and a little sad in places, trying to teach lessons which will be lapped up by kids, but will be yawned at by anyone older. The only highlight here is that "Ethan" really does remind you of a very young Val Kilmer in the rather more famous "Top Gun".

The introduction of the Pirates into the script is an unwanted death knell for the chances of this film being taken seriously, but the role of "Captain Gutt" (Voice of Game of Thrones superstar Peter Dinklage) is one of the few highlights to come from this motley crew. Admittedly they do deliver some decent one liners which do bring a few adult laughs.

"Paul" stars, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg are good as the characters of "Flynn" and "Buck", while Jennifer Lopez is respectable as "Shira". The role of "Granny (voice of Wanda Sykes) is a lovely change from the mundane action of the story, and it would have been a lot better if she had a far larger role.

The film was boring for anybody above the age of 12, the story pedantic and a very long way from the glory days of Ice Age 1-3. The script seemed to be lacking and the characters we have grown to love since their first outing in 2002, just seemed flat. I did not enjoy this film at all, but the hordes of 5-7 year olds who invaded the cinema absolutely loved it. Take the family to see this one, they will be talking about it for days.

For serious movie-goers this is a big let down, but keep an eye out for the Simpsons cartoon before the start of the film which was a real treat.

3.5/10

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


A thief who crashes to safety over the Mexican border ends up in a local prison which is unlike any he has ever seen...

A career criminal who steals 4 million Dollars from a crime boss crashes to freedom over the Mexican border, only to be picked up by the local police; have all of his ill gotten gains taken; and thrown into the most unorthodox prison he has ever seen.

There he meets a chain smoking, fatherless ten year old whose only purpose in life is provide a new liver for the evil prison owner. The two strike up the most unlikely of friendships, keeping an eye out for each other as the crook, "Driver" pitting various groups of criminals against each other in an attempt to get back the money he stole.

His paternal feelings for the the boy, and the undeniable attraction to the boys mother, are more than enough of a distraction to him, never mind the various groups of unscrupulous drug dealers, crooked cops and the owner of the prison, trying their utmost to end his life.

Also released under the title of "Get the Gringo" this is Mel Gibson's first outing since the horrendously bad "The Beaver" of 2011 as he tries to put his worst days behind him and return to what he does best. In this he succeeds, delivering a very decent performance, showing that whatever his problems away from the big screen, he is still a fairly decent actor and able to hold up a feature film with some aplomb. As well as being the narrator and writer for the film, he delivers a fine showing, reminiscent of some of his best work in films like "Payback". Hopefully this is the first step on his long road from career suicide and he can scale the heights which took him to "Lethal Weapon" and "Braveheart".

Little known Kevin Hernandez takes the role of "The Kid" in only his second major outing, following on from 2011's "The Sitter" and delivers a lovely, moving performance, well as much as a foul mouthed, chain-smoking 10 year old prison dweller can. He is convincing, and his character is likeable and will have the audience rooting for him throughout. Keep an eye out for this talented youngster as I think he will grow into bigger and better things.

Mexican born Dolores Heredia gives a sterling performance as the down-trodden yet defiant "Kids Mom" who is the closest thing you can get to a love interest for the main character. In her most major project to date she is pleasant to watch, combining well the hardness of her character while also showing great concern for her only son, who has a death sentence hanging over his head. I look forward to seeing more of this 20 year career actor, as she moves into English speaking films.

American actor Peter Gerety is good as the slimy foreign "Embassy Guy", trying his best to get his hands on the money, deservedly stolen by the lead character, while Daniel Giminez Cacho gives a fantastic showing as head honcho "Javi". The film is well paced with scenes of extreme violence, but also a good few touching moments. Its enjoyable and a good watch, and hopefully the sign of more to come from Mel Gibson.

7/10

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Point Break (1991)


A former college football superstar turned FBI secret agent is sent to hunt down a group of bank robbers.

A washed up veteran and an up and coming FBI rookie, looking to make a name for himself are thrown together by their domineering captain in order to catch a group of bank robbers known as the "Ex Presidents" because of the masks they wear during their heists.

In order to infiltrate the gang, "Agent Johnny Utah" is forced to learn how to surf and has to live the life of the men he is tracking. His partner "Pappas" has to change his views on a few things as together the agents on the complete opposite of the spectrum learn to work together. "Utah" has to come to terms with his feelings for "Tyler" and decide where exactly his allegiances lie as he tries to bring down the men intent on ending his career, permanently.

Keanu Reeves heads up the fairly well known cast in what has become a cult classic amongst surfers and film fans, playing the role of former college football legend "Johnny Utah" who joined the FBI after blowing out his knee in a championship game. He gives a respectable performance, but it clear that he certainly improved as he got older. His facial expressions (concerned look which he seems to perpetually wear) is a touch boring in places, but he fits in well with the whole surfing lifestyle you find it easy to root for his gun-ho attitude to things.

Hollywood veteran Gary Busey does well as the abrasive, yet somewhat pathetic, "Agent Pappas", written off by his superiors for his whacky ideas, but a lot smarter than people give him credit for. His character is convincing and likeable. Legendary Patrick Swayze is perfect in the role of philosophical surfer "Bodhi", always in search of the perfect wave, but taken to robbing banks in his spare time. His performance is almost personal, as if he truly believes what he is sprouting, but, probably one of his finest roles. He is a bad guy you cannot really dislike, instead, respect for his rugged determination.

Little known Lori Petty, gives a passable showing as "Tyler" in what was probably her second biggest role behind 1995's "Tank Girl". Although a lead role, you sort of get the feeling that she is a bit part player, her acting talents never really coming to the fore. John C McGinley who went on to super stardom as "Doctor Cox in Scrubs" gives yet another superb performance as "Captain Ben Harp", a hard assed ball breaker as only this man can do. He is one of the highlights of the film.

Keep an eye out for a cameo from Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chilly Peppers who does a fairly decent job in the role of "Tone". The film is very watchable indeed, with some truly spectacular cinematography of the surf and the men who try to master it. The action is intense and the story is well paced, certainly worth the two hours you spend watching it.

6.5/10

Monday, July 2, 2012

EuroTrip (2004)


A group of American friends go on a tour around Europe with hilarious consequences

When Scott's girlfriend Amanda dumps him on the day of his high school graduation and he tells his beautiful pen-pal (Who he thinks is a guy) to go and fly a kite, he decides to drop everything and together with three friends; chase her down halfway across the world.

The trip does not go exactly according to plan and the group finds themselves in all sorts of hilarious situations all over the European landscape. From a questionable sex club in Amsterdam, to a French nude beach and a really dodgy Italian on a train, the intrepid travelers have to make their way across the continent in search of a German beauty and some "crazy European sex".

If fate plays her hand correctly maybe the two would be lovers will meet in the Eternal City...

A delightfully naughty comedy, that is a roller coaster of laughs from start to finish. It has the annoyingly catchy song in "Scotty doesn't know" performed by an awesome cameo by superstar Matt Damon, who, on this showing, may have missed his true calling to musicianship.

New York born Scott Mechlowitz, takes the lead role of "Scott Thomas" in quite possibly the biggest role of his career. His character is pitiful, yet easy to like, never seeming to have much luck, but always upbeat and you feel deserving of a break. Some of his one liners are superb and his character keeps the script ticking along at a good pace. Jacob Pitts is the perfect companion to the lead character, with his embodiment of "Cooper Harris", a work dodging, yet very intelligent young man whose only aim on the trip is to have some crazy European sex.

Michelle Trachtenberg and Travis Wester do really well as possibly the worst twins in the world, "Jenny and Jamie", two more different siblings you could not find, but they make for some of the biggest laughs of the film and also some of the much needed romance. British acting legend Vinnie Jones is truly the highlight of this film, his football hooligan character, "Mad Maynard", his abuse filled rants are hilarious. Keep an eye out during the outtakes for even more comedic value from his character.

Fred Armisen is probably the funniest character in the film, labeled as "The creepy Italian Guy", a description which fits him to a tee. His character is perverse, yet superbly comedic, and just has that look about him that makes you want to smile.

A really watchable film; funny and touching in places, the audience always wanting things to work out in the end. It is not one for the whole family, with quite a few mature topics and a fair amount of nudity, but well worth the time you spend on it. Will have you laughing for a long time afterwards.

6.5/10


Sunday, July 1, 2012

Rock of Ages


Superstar Stacee Jaxx has to come back to the place where it all began to resurrect one of the brightest venues in Music.

Adapted from the hit US and UK musical, "Rock of Ages" tells the story of a small town girl and a city boy who find themselves in the middle of the blossoming rock scene in LA in 1987. The pair become romantically involved while working at the iconic "Bourbon Room", the venue which launched some of the biggest careers in rock, but has now fallen on tough times with the rise and rise of rap music.

Rock Legend Stacee Jaxx is called in to give one final concert with his band "The Arsenal" before he goes into his solo career. His smarmy manager breaks the deal and the superstar finally meets a woman who can keep up with his madcap lifestyle. The club may well survive if Jaxx can give the performance of a lifetime and the management and staff can keep "anti rock groups" headed up by the mayor's wife from running the place into the ground...

A memorable all star cast promised to make this an instant classic as director Adam Shankman brings one of the most popular plays in Broadway history to the big screen, taking on the difficult transition with a fair amount of success. With superstars like Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin and Cathrine Zeta-Jones you would always expect that there could be personality clashes, but the cast pulls this one off well and the choice of allowing 2 big screen unknowns to take the leads is a gamble which pays off well.

Mainly known for their TV work in the US, Diego Boneta and Julianne Hough take the leading parts of "Drew Boley" and "Sherrie Christian", two star struck singers who have come to the bright lights of LA to seek their fortunes. Both of these multi-talented youngsters give powerful performances, but will probably be better for their vocal highlights than their acting ones. They do well to spearhead this film despite the script being a little flat in places, but keep an eye out for both of these in the future.

Tom Cruise gives a very decent showing as rock legend "Stacee Jaxx", a man whose debut album brought us many modern classics, but it is hard to decide on whom he based his character. To me it seemed a mixture of Axl Rose, Iggy Pop and that his vocal coach must have had firm influence from Jon Bon Jovi, but the former "Top Gun" star gives a darkness to character which was much needed in this one. His singing holds up and he gives one of his best performances in a while.

The combination of Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand as a club manager and his faithful companion bring a lot of the best laughs in this one, but I am not too sure how much acting brand had to do in order to bring his mental character to life. Both actors impress as "Dennis Dupree" and "Lonny" and make this film a lot better than it could have been.

Catherine Zeta-Jones gives a decent showing as the puritanical "Patricia Whitmore", a woman with a mission to destroy rock music and, a wicked secret to hide. Her character is likeable and mixes perfectly with her onscreen husband "Bryan Cranston" who continues his monumental run in film after nearly a decade on "Malcolm in the Middle". Malin Ackerman also gives a very good performance as the love struck "Constance Sack", while Paul Guamatti does superbly to bring the ugly side of music to life in the money hungry artist manager, "Paul Gill" and redeems some of the respect he lost in his last outing, "Cosmopolis". Also a lovely outing for the talented soul and R&B singer Mary J Blige, who does rather well as "Justice Charlier".

It is difficult to think of this as a traditional film, because to do that would be a mistake. It is a musical through and through, with a story and script which is wound around some of the most iconic rock songs in history. Even if you hate the film, and it will be difficult to do, you will find it almost impossible not to sing along to the likes of Poison, Journey, Extreme, Twisted Sister and Van Halen. The soundtrack is one of the best you will ever hear, with each and every song recognizable from the first chords. All of them are done well, with some interesting interpretations.

Keep an eye out for some lovely cameos from some of the biggest names in rock, including Sebastian Bach of Skid Row and CC Deville of Poison fame. Also a sterling role from wrestling legend Kevin Nash.

The film is enjoyable, but does drag in places. The script could have done with a bit more padding, but the musical score more than makes up for what it misses. Certainly worth a watch, but some of the songs may well be lost on the "Glee" generation.

5.5/10

21 Jump Street


Two down on their luck policemen go undercover as high school students....

In the feature film version of the 1987 Hit TV Series, two keen policemen who never seem to able to do anything right are sent down to "Jump Street" an undercover unit whose despotic captain decides that they two young looking men will go undercover at a local high school in order to crack a drugs ring.

The best friends have to stay out of trouble, try not to throw any parties and track down not only local dealers, but also the suppliers of the drug which is already responsible for the death of one student. Their biggest challenge comes in adjusting to the fact that their roles are reversed. Those who were cool in high-school in 2005 are no longer cool now, and those who were completely unpopular, are now hanging with the cool kids. If they can keep from killing each other they may well be able to take down a gang which seems determined to flood the market with dangerous chemicals.

It is never easy to take an iconic television series (which launched the superstar career of one Johnny Depp), but the directing team of Phil Lord and Chris Miller have done very well to bring 21 Jump Street to the big screen. Helping them very nicely are a hugely talented cast, that brings just the right amount of laughs to this project and some truly memorable one liners.

Jonah Hill as "Schmidt" and Channing Tatum as "Jenko", both of these talented actors perfect in these roles and showing that they have the ability to certainly take these leading showings in major titles. Tatum continues to impress with yet another good role, growing it seems with each and every film he makes. The duo have good friendly chemistry and the audience has difficulty in deciding who to support. Rapping actor Ice Cube is a delightful surprise in this one in his brilliant portrayal of "Captain Dickson". His in your face attitude and classic one liners makes you wonder why we do not see him more often on the big screen, a true highlight in this film.

Dave Franco follows up his showing in the 2011 "Fright Night" as the drug dealing "Eric Molson", a character you will love to loathe, while Brie Larson gives a decent showing as the somewhat dim "Molley Tracy". New York born Rob Riggle has a good outing as the incredibly dodgy "Mr Walters", while Deray Davis is good in the role of menacing gang leader "Domingo".

A well paced film, with plenty of action and good laughs, and may well remind a lot of the audience what it was like when we were back in school. Also keep an eye out for wonderful cameos from Johnny Depp and Peter Deluise (The original cast), a truly special moment in the film.

I am not sure if these holds a candle to the original TV series, but this film stands up by itself and is well worth a watch. Plenty of comedic value to keep most of the family happy, but also tackles the odd serious modern issue. Enjoyable, but won't win any awards

6.5/10

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Piranha 3DD


It's not yet time to go back into the water....

Everybody thought that the outbreak of killer piranha's at Lake Victoria had been contained and they would never see the horde of pre-historic killer again, but when a new water park opens up ahead of Spring Break, the owners get more than they bargained for.

Between a mad scientist, a crooked cop, an amputee with a shotgun, a celebrity lifeguard and rather crooked park owner, it's difficult to see anybody getting out of this one alive.

The trailer for this film did not promise very much and that is exactly what it delivered. It had some big names (or at least formerly big names) as drawing cards, a fair amount of nudity, some decent special effects of the piranha's and a good few laughs, but there is nothing really concrete to hold this train smash together.

Danielle Panabaker (She of "The Crazies" and "Friday the 13th") fame takes the lead in this one as marine biology student and part owner of a water park, "Maddy". The role is not particularly challenging but she does better than most in this film to somewhat hold up the script. David Koechner brings one of the familiar faces to the screen in the role of "Chet" the corrupt and rather smarmy co-owner of the water park. He is a character you will truly learn to hate and applaud when he reaches his untimely end.

"Baywatch" and "Knightrider" legend David Hasselhoff is the glue which holds this film together and makes the audience wonder, just how much acting he is doing in this film, portraying an egotistical, womanizer who looks down on all of those around him. His one liners are superb and bring some really good comedy value to the film, but it still lacks substance. "Back to the Future" hero Christopher Lloyd almost reprises his role in the iconic trilogy, playing marine scientist "Mr Goodman", his wild eyes and broken speech bring a fair bit of comedy value to the role and his time on screen is enjoyable.

Ving Rhames  reprises his role of "Deputy Fallon" from the 2010 version of "Piranha", his one legged, shotgun wielding character is decent value for his five minutes on screen, adding even more gore to this fest of horror. Gary Bussy is on screen for less than a minute in this one, as "Clayton", but he gives a valuable showing and the director would have done really well to have him on for a lot longer than this short cameo.

If you are up for gore, blatant nudity, bad script and some decent underwater filming with good fishy special effects, then this is the film for you. This movie should be seen by all horror fans, but be warned there is not much to be scared of here. The wounds inflicted by the fish are almost comedic in their effect, but the final scene, despite being harsh, has to be the highlight of the movie, also keep and eye out for the DD's

3.5/10

Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Lucky One


Sometimes you can't explain things, they just happen...

When Logan finds a keep safe picture of a beautiful blonde girl in Iraq and inadvertently misses out on being hit by a direct strike he takes this as a sign that the picture is something special and is determined that if he makes it out alive, he will track the woman down and thank her for saving his life.

Once freed from the rigors of war, he makes his way to a small town in Louisiana to track down the lovely blonde girl in the photo; somebody he knows absolutely nothing about, but knows that somehow keeping her image with him, has kept him alive.

Now if he can only find a way to tell the girl, who lost the man closest to her in her life, how much she means to him....

This is a deeply emotional film, dealing with some very heavy issues, but it does well to keep the audience engaged in a feel good story that was a lot better than the trailer suggested. I got the feeling that, like many of Zac Efron's films in the past, this one might be aimed at a mainly teenage female audience, but it surprises by actually being a damn decent watch.

Yes there are some fairly large holes in the script. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder does not just vanish overnight as it did in this one, but the emotions in this piece felt real and made the film very watchable.

Former "High School Musical" heart throb, Zac Efron, continues to prove that he is not just a pretty face, following his very decent outing in the 2011 "New Years Eve" with the lead as "Logan" in this one. His performance is believable and emotive and hopefully paves the way for more serious roles for this young Californian. He seems to get better with each movie that roles off the production line and may well shortly find that although he has kept his core audience, he is developing a new, slightly older following. I look forward to his next showing and hope that he will soon show more of his unmistakable acting talent.

Taylor Schilling makes another step from the world of TV to take a leading role in only her second big screen outing. Her portrayal of the troubled "Beth" is one of the highlights of the movie, bringing a face to the countless who are left behind from the horrors that is modern day war. Her grasp of the role as a single mother, coming to terms with the loss of her brother in conflict, a domineering and controlling ex husband and her undeniable feelings for "Logan", while still wanting the best for her young son, make this a very enjoyable performance. Look for this talented beauty to do more in the coming years as this is a very good introduction to the big screen.

Hollywood legend Blythe Danner, continues her run in romantic films, following her 2011 "What's Your Number?" with a truly joyous performance as the matriarchal "Ellie" in this one. She brings a lightness to this very serious topic, with some cracking one liners and a twinkle in her eye that made her the perfect one for this reflective role. She is delightful in this film and really does brighten the screen with her presence. The audience almost feels as a naughty chastised child would with some of her disproving looks and its hard to describe just how much she brings to this piece. 

Ten year old Riley Thomas Stewart gives a tremendous performance as "Ben", a confused young man in the middle of a troublesome custody battle, never knowing how to gain approval from his dominant father. This is his first major role in films, but he has graced some of the biggest TV shows in history, including "CSI and House MD", so is no stranger to the limelight. His performance in this one is excellent and shows this young man is a true talent.

The film is very enjoyable, and pays good tribute to the men and women of the armed forces who pay the ultimate price. It is a drama, but has a lightness to it, which will open it up to a far broader audience. Well worth the time you spend on it.

6/10

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

On the Road


How far do you have to travel in life to truly find yourself?

Dean and Sal are the best of friends, in a post World War II America, trying to find "IT", while also trying to find themselves. Sal, along with their friend Carlo and Dean, make their way from one end of the country to the other, always traveling by car and enduring some of the most vicious conditions which the US has to throw at them.

Dean has a wondering spirit, not only in life, but also with the ladies. His on again, off again 16 year old wife Marylou, gets dragged from pillar to post, one day in favour, the next day not, while the three friends smoke and drink their way through their young lives, always in search of something.

Through all the debauchery and living life to the fullest, the three young men, and those around them try to discover the truth about their fathers, the truth about themselves and also have as much fun as they possibly can before it kills them. When finally they start growing up, the group splits, children are produced and lessons are learned, but still the young men continue their search for that elusive something. Only once their time on the road has concluded, will they find the truth.

An intriguing and interesting, yet debauchery filled film which lays bare the lives of the leading characters and exposes a much missed time in American history, for what it really was. Set just four years after World War II, it shows the seeming futility which the young generation felt, not understanding their parents, but crying out for their own independence, even though they are not sure what it was.

A talented young cast in this one, 22 year old Englishman, Sam Riley taking the lead as "Sal Paridise" in a role that seemed almost written for him. He shows a decent amount of emotion which is needed in this part, and a maturity that could see him go far in this industry. In his first outing since "Woman in Love" in 2011, he impresses and keeps the film going at a decent pace, interacting very well with his fellow cast members. Look for more from this talented young man.

Garrett Hedlund plays a leading role in the part of "Dean Moriarty", a lost and confused young man, looking to take the most out of life, hoping experiences will somehow replace the father who has been missing from his life for the past decade. Hedlund makes his first showing on the big screen since the 2010 blockbuster, "Tron Legacy" and gives a far better performance this time out, showing some true depth and emotion with his portrayal of this troubled young man. He is impressive and should well go on to bigger things.

"Twilight" actress Kristen Stewart shows for the first time in her career, that she can actually act; with her portrayal of 16 year old "MaryLou". She gives a convincing showing, quite easily her best performance, illustrating that there is a fair bit of talent there. This is also the first time she has opted to go topless,  something which certainly fits into the story, which is filled with illicit sex and partner swapping, but I am not too sure if this is what her career needed. It is good to see that the talent is there and hopefully she can go onto bigger and better things.

British born Tom Sturridge continues his very decent run in major motion pictures with this outing as "Carlo Marx", a very confused young man who adores "Dean" and will get himself into a lot of trouble in order to impress his idol. His character is complex and he plays it brilliantly, but could have spent more time on screen, as he deserved to play a bigger part. Kirsten Dunst does very well indeed as the "older" woman in the love triangle, bringing the character of "Camille" to life with all its broody dissatisfaction that a woman scorned can have. Keep an eye out for Viggo Mortensen to have a lovely five minute cameo as the rather mental "Old Bull Lee".

The film is gripping and a very decent watch, a lot better than I expected of it. It has many adult themes and a fair bit of nudity, so not one for the family, but well worth the time you spend on it, even it if it is possibly 20 minutes too long.

5.5/10

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Our Idiot Brother


A kind hearted brother is released from prison and descends on the lives of his three sisters, with comical results.

After selling marijuana to a uniformed policeman, simple minded "Ned Rochlin" is sent to prison for a while, but let out on good behaviour and descends on his family to wreak the havoc which only he can. He returns to his girlfriend and her organic farm where he used to happily work, but she has now moved onto one of his old friends, and, worst of all, she is holding onto his dog, "Willie Nelson"!

While plotting how to get his beloved dog back and befriending his parole officer, he spends time with all three of his sisters, bringing perceived misery to all of their lives, with his innocent and naive outlook on the world. His innocence, causes more problems than it solves and soon all of his family, except for his like minded mum, is upset with him and refusing to give him the time of day.

When he mistakenly ends up in prison again, his sisters bond together for the first time in years, to get their brother back on track. If only he would recognize they are trying to help him....

An all star cast in this film, makes it a delightful romp, but it was not really as funny as the trailer made the audience believe it would be. It certainly is very watchable film with some really good performances from the talented cast. The laughs are few and far between, but genuine when they do come and keep the film going along at good pace.

Talented comedy actor Paul Rudd takes on the role of "Ned Rochlin", and does really well to be able to pull off a character quite this dim. He delivers the laughs and plays a really decent caring and sensitive character, but also shows the serious side to his character which is good to see.

Elizabeth Banks continues with her meteoric rise on the big screen, delivering yet another stunning performance as Vanity Fair journalist "Miranda Rochlin". Her character is strong and driven, but also sensitive and needy at times and despite her best efforts, still very dependent on her family. As she chases the ultimate story, she falls foul of her brothers' honesty, but has to really look inside herself to find out what she truly wants. Adam Scott does really well as her love interest "Jeremy" and their characters share some really good chemistry, despite not being together. It also takes a long while to get used to Elizabeth Banks with dark hair.

Zooey Deschenal does rather well as the youngest of the sisters, "Natlie Rochlin". Her character probably goes through the most emotional time of the leading players, trying to hide the ultimate secret from her lesbian lover. English born actress Emily Mortimer does superbly as "Liz Rochlin", trying to keep her chin up while her marriage falls apart. She brings just the right amount of humour and emotion to the role, while trying hard not to kill her husband, played by fellow Brit Steve Coogan. Keep an eye out for a wonderful role from Hollywood veteran Shirley Knight, who does brilliantly as the simple minded matriarch.

TJ Miller is hilarious as the dim-witted "Billy", while Kathryn Hahn does a sterling job as "Janet", the dog-napping ex girlfriend of the lead character.

The film will have you leaving the cinema with a smile on your face, but also delivers a more serious message, touching on the heavier topics in life, but with a lighthearted slant. It is well worth the watch and will brighten the day of most audiences with its innocence.

6.5/10







Friday, June 8, 2012

Chernobyl Diaries


In a deserted town, nobody can hear you scream....

A group of American, British and Nordic students, bored with their travels in Europe, decide to stop in the Ukraine and while there take in some "Extreme tourism", by visiting the city of Chernobyl. Their guide "Uri", manages to bypass the guards at the entrance to the restricted areas, taking the six tourists into the neighbouring deserted town of Pripyat.

Once in the silent town their guide allows the tourists to walk around and take photos, also encountering a rather large and rampant hungry, brown bear, but also very aware that he should not keep them there after dark.

On returning to their van they discover that the starter motor leads have been gnawed away and they are forced to spend the night in the deserted town. When "Uri" is killed by an unknown life form it is up to the group of young tourists to survive against whatever or whoever is left in the town that is meant to contain no living souls. If they can survive the night, and can stay away from reactor four at Chernobyl, they might just make it out alive...

This film basically does what it sets out to do. It makes you jump in places and provides you with a slightly above average thriller. The story has the potential to be really gripping, and keeps the audience well occupied for the first 40 minutes of the film. Sadly it goes downhill after that and fizzles out, except for a nice surprise at the very end.

The film is described as a horror by the production house, but should be classed as a bit more of a soft thriller, with the audience never really feeling truly scared at any point during the film. I wish director Bradley Parker had done more with this script, it was so promising and started off as something really good.

Little known Dimitri Diatchenko moves away from the video games and tv series which have been his bread and butter and makes a very decent visit to the big screen as the "Extreme Tourist guide, Uri". He is convincing and keeps the story going along nicely until meeting an untimely end. It would have been good to have him on screen for a far longer time.

Singer/Songwriter and now actor Jesse McCarntney, does a reasonably good job as "Chris" and might look to take on more challenging roles as he looks to break into the acting world. He does a good job and I look forward to seeing more of this talented young man. Jonathan Sadowski, does fairly well as his wayward older brother "Paul", while Olivia Dudley and Devin Kelley, give decent showings as the rest of the party.

The film doesn't drag, but also doesn't excite, chugging along at a pace that won't keep you on the edge of your seat, but will keep you interested, if not enthralled. Worth a watch, but don't put it top of your list.

5/10

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The Guard



A small town Irish policeman gets mixed up in an FBI Investigation and has to work side by side with one of its best agents...

A confrontational Irish policeman, who runs his small police force like he would his own kingdom, is forced to work with one of the best agents from the FBI. After a drug related murder in a small seaside town, the FBI drug agency sends one of their finest men to try and crack a smuggling ring which is trying to sneak a $500 million cache under the noses of the Irish police.

The Agent, "Wendell Everitt" has to come to terms with the locals not co-operating, or even speaking his language; the police, either not able or willing to help him and also a bunch of homicidal  maniacs trying to send him back to the US in a coffin.

The international criminals have no problem killing anybody who gets in their way. It's left up to "Sergeant Gerry Boyle" to put aside the fact that his elderly mother is on her deathbed, and half of the IRA wants to kill him; to make sure that the biggest drug deal in Irish history, doesn't happen.

A laugh out loud comedy that makes you try to stifle the giggles at things you really should not find funny, but also a serious story, with some very mature themes, but a true pleasure to watch. There are none of the bells and whistles or special effects that most films these days seem to rely on; just good old fashioned script writing and some very decent acting.

Irish actor Brenden Gleeson plays the lead role of "Sergeant Gerry Boyle", this superb actor giving one of his finest showings in a long time, as a pig headed, slightly racist and extremely opinionated small town policeman. Gleeson calls it as he sees it and has his own special way of policing, some might find it illegal, but it seems to work for him. He is sincere and genuine, but at the same time has some truly classic, comical lines that string scenes together, superbly.

Kansas City born Don Cheadle gives a fantastic performance as "FBI Agent Wendell Everett", a highly born and highly intelligent man who sees this case as a big stepping stone in his career. He works perfectly in conjunction with Gleeson and does a phenomenal job of keeping the film racing along.

Liam Cunningham does an awesome job in the role of "Francis Sheehy-Skelfington", a dastardly criminal, who is willing to go to ruthless ends to ensure that his enormous deal goes properly. Mark Strong gives yet another excellent performance as the ringleader "Clive Cornell", trying to make sense of all the things going wrong. Slovenian born Katarina Cas gives a decent performance as "Gabriela McBride" in her first big screen role. Keep an eye out for this talented beauty in the future.


The film is incredibly funny, yet moving and emotive at the same time, with an action packed and mystical ending. It may offend, in fact there is a good chance that it will, but the film works well, with good pace and enough blazing battles to keep most fans happy. I really enjoyed this film and it is well worth the time you spend watching it.

7/10